Horse running in nature
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!