WOMAN RIDING ON THE HORSE

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Woman riding on the horse

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Christmas gift
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Bug in soup
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Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Kangaroo
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Mummy´s music
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Tears in eyes
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