Santa with funny reindeers
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.