SANTA DRIVING

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Santa driving

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DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.