COW PRIVACY

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Cow privacy

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MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.