OWL IN DARK

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Owl in dark

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New jokes

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.